pROBLEM sOLVr

Nothing's harder to solve than a problem that's running away. Luckily for you, oh great leader/consumer, gyroscopes aid immensely the the acquiring and the neutralizing of mobile targets. while considerably more expensive than your average henchman, the pROBLEM sOLVr is the top of the line in accuracy, reliability, and dependability. REMEMBER: It's not murder if a robot does it. Ignore anything the UN has to say in this regard.

Q: Why the spiky legs?
A: Because we've united stomping and stabbing, which doesn't use any ammunition. Now that's efficiency!

Q: Does it come in black?
A: No, that would make it look evil.

Q: How is it activated?
A: By clapping. Clapping persons are not targetted, while non-clapping persons are. this makes the unit especially suitable for political rallies as it will target non-clapping persons on the spot, essentially destroying opposition no sooner than it appears.

Q: Are commissions open?
A: Yes.